Post by Andre on Sept 13, 2011 22:42:04 GMT -5
Once again my apologies for taking so long to post this
.. hopefully future postings should be much faster for XP and RP I think things are finally settling down now at the munchkins' new school .. as always feel free to jump down to the section with just your PC's name on it otherwise you'll be in for a long read 
.... Draug and Rin are on the "part 1" thread, Serinda, Udyr and Zane are on the "part 2" thread .. DRAUG
500 XP - surviving encounter with Fistaldanius's steel pyrohydra
100 XP - fight (??) with stone golem harassing Rin's.. equipment.
100 XP good role playing
328 role playing points.
As usual Draug's role playing is spot on - I'm going to really miss his presence up until December when you can rejoin us
... You all watch Rin do a merry jig up and down, from side to side , doing the hot foot as the hydra nails one after another spot where Rin's clawed bird-feet were a moment ago - two of the blasts are too fast for Rin to dodge though, singing his feathers...
The sheer heat of the blast leaves Rin looking VERY fried.. you can literally see his skin glowing read.. some of the fuzz-feather pins that were just starting to grow back burst into flame again..
Dungeon Master: On the other hand the delightful aroma of roast bird fills the air - given Draug's strong sense of smell he can feel it the most keenly..
Draug: "Mmmmmm I smellz de Chicken"
Draug: "Is dat 13 herbs and spices too?"
Rin: "Just hurt it or I'll put 13 herbs in places you didn't even know you had."
Draug aproaches the dragon cautiously "I don't think anyone here wants a 'Hot Dog'"
Draug steps forward - and bounces off an invisible wall !
Draug: "A wall! My ole nemesis!"
Draug angered and full of rage hits the wall with his flail
Draug: "Take that you sturdy fiend!"
(PC's flee pyrohydra and invisible walls dotting the area it is in)
Draug: "Looks like I will have to fight you some other time WALL! for now I best be going. I will return!"
Reading this made me laugh out loud.. picking a fight with a wall, hilarious !
Udyr bends down touches Zane murmuring prayers to Habbakuk.. there's a flash of green light ... And Zane sits straight up, eyes wide, conscious again .. seeing quite a spectacle before him - Draug flailing away and raging at something Zane can't see hollering about a wall... the smell of fried bird fills the air - Rin is singed, parts of him are on fire and he definitely looks the worse for wear..
Heal [0] -> [to Zane]
Zane falls back, groans and curls into the fetal position.
Zane: Watch that first step... it is a doozy..
Udyr looks down at Zane.
Campaign saved.
Udyr: You took quite a fall, NOW GET YOUR ASS UP!
Zane: You realize, yelling at someone who just took a nice fall isn't the nicest thing to do..
Zane: Then again.. I think the fall helped my headache..
Rin takes a step back from the creature and draws his whips as his eyes lfahs and one of his whips starts to hum loudly.
Zane felt Draug's hands on him when Zane regained consciousness.. not too difficult to put two and two together - Udyr called on Habbakuk to heal Zane.. Zane feels some of the bones knitting back into place in his ribcage that his invisible assailant shattered.. but it's not a full recovery...
Udyr: DO YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ASS FRIED LIKE THAT CHICKEN OVER THERE?!
Zane: Don't think you all would want to tastes baked dragon..
Draug: "Welll most o us wouldnt..,......"
Rin's whip begins to vibrate and THRUM in an almost obscene manner in his hand as it twitches..
Zane: I guessing that bone didn't tie you over?
Draug: "Draug how you say bottom pit it go in it and it gone"
interplay between Draug and Zane continues to be awesome (the bone and bottomless pit of a stomach comment
) Zane: Are you two ok? Those bites looked pretty bad..
Serinda wipes some blood from her face and leans against the wall.
Serinda: "Not really..."
Zane: Sorry about your robes.. I figured you staying alive would be the better option given you knack of fixing your clothes..
Serinda leads the way down the stairs, whole holding the wall to steady herself.
Zane follows behind in case the princes falls..
Zane: Don't know if you heard earlier, but, sorry about your robes..
Panting for breath you find yourself on yet another level of skullcap even further below ground... (and see flavor text box that's about to pop up), safely out of reach of the hydra... as long as you move from this area quickly..
Serinda: "Yeah... I heard... However... well... never mind... it would just be nice if I could stop being eaten..."
Zane: That would help..
Rin: "I'd like to have a day when I'm not frozen lit on fire or cooked."
Udyr: You throw yourself at the creatures, and you expect NOT to be eaten?!
Zane: I didn't really throw myself at it.. kinda just fell into that situation..
Draug: ye gotta admit hydra know how to cook
Another laugh out loud moment for me the "ye gotta admit hydra know how to cook" comment - hilarious !
Draug jumps to the statue and jumps to the next set of doors avoiding the floor just in case
Draug: "RIN! toss me them tools eh
Serinda: "Certainly has courage... in a sense..."
Dungeon Master: Make a dexterity check Rin, if you miss the sharper tool goes right through Draug's eye when you toss it - just kidding
Deepfrey (Draug): lol
Zane: Hand me the tools..
Rin tosses the tools to Draug, dicus's style.
Zane: Or not..
Rin -> [ABILITY] Dexterity check [1d20+3 = 5]
Deepfrey (Draug): LMFAO!
Draug: "RIN! toss me them tools eh
Serinda sighs as she glances after Draug
Serinda: "Certainly has courage... in a sense..."
Dungeon Master: Make a dexterity check Rin, if you miss the sharper tool goes right through Draug's eye when you toss it - just kidding
Deepfrey (Draug): lol
Zane: Hand me the tools..
Rin tosses the tools to Draug, dicus's style.
Zane: Or not..
Rin -> [ABILITY] Dexterity check [1d20+3 = 5]
Deepfrey (Draug): LMFAO!
The tools smack Draug painfully in the face - they don't do any serious damage but they sting like hell
Campaign saved.
Draug: "Why no give to Zane Rin you throw like a bird!"
Draug turns to the door and checks for traps on the door
Rin: "I thought you liked birds?"
Draug -> [SKILL] Search [MOD:INT] [1d20+11 = 14]
Serinda: "of course... this could also have been a room for one of his... experiments..."
Draug bends down to open the lock - only to find that the door was unlocked to begin with.. a gentle push sends the door swinging wide open... (as far as Draug can tell no traps on the door)
Deepfrey (Draug): actually can i just take 10?
Serinda: "And that door might contain said experiments..."
After spending a fair amount of time searching the door Draug is pretty certain there are no traps on it
Draug pokes his head through the door and looks around
Rin: "Throwing like a bird would be a compliment of the Osprey wouldn't it?"
Draug: "They don't throw they drop while flying"
Rin chuckles as he heads into the room.
loved the Rin - Draug interplay above
(PC's stumble across succubus summoning lair, Rin whips his "equipment" out to try and shock a disapproving Serinda into leaving the room - apparently Rin wants to summon the succubus to " do the deed " with it ... stone golem then comes to life in room that Draug, Zane and Udyr are in )
Rin just decides to start to whip it out in front of Serinda, that ought to make her get he reckons. [TURN] Serinda
[TURN] Zane
Draug: "See I tell you all rock people come to life"
Rin starts to run past Serinda his friend still hanging out. "Takes to long to put it back in I mean it's huge just look. And I don't want to stuff it in too quickly even when taking my time I might place it in the wrong hole."
Draug: Get that thing away from me
Draug: draug no want doggy style from Rin
The stone golem slowly turns it's head towards all of you... it's gaze seems to settle on Rin as it slowly starts foward towards him...
Zane: I think it likes your 'friend' there Rin..
Rin points to his junk. "It won't bite.... hard... I promise. Besides Zane it bit you once already."
Draug: "Oh great Golem I have freed you from your slumber come aide us!"
Rin's worst fears abruptly come true.. his life seems to flash before his eyes as the thing steps foward and grabs Rin's.. now highly visible, now LARGE, extended... apparatus...
[TURN] Draug
Draug runs for the next set of doors since the golum is procupied with rin
Zane: Uh.. really? Try not to enjoy that Rin..
Rin: "I'll try it depends on what it does."
Draug finds that the doors are locked (will have to wait till next round to try and open them )
Zane deftly moves his way around the golem and once set, fires another arrow.
This time the arrow actually manages to chip off a fragment of stone.. unfortunately it's a small fragment.. it could take forever to destroy it at this rate...
[TURN] Serinda
Zane: Well.. this is going to take a while..
Serinda heads after the others rapidly, and comes to a dead halt as there's a huge stone creature attacking the others.
Serinda: "oh crud.."
Zane: Nice of you to join us princess..
Serinda decides that using large area spells may hurt her allies more then the stone thing, so she uses a simple magic misille, and tosses 5 darts of raw magical energy towards it.
Serinda notes that Rin appears to be suffering from what could be considered a form of poetic justice.. the large stone statue appears to have grabbed Rin by.. well, by his little Rn ...
For the first time ever the spell has no effect ! . The arrows plunge harmlessly into the stone golems hide .. but don't appear to even faze it...
udyr watches as the bolt of lighting erupting from his palm blackens not only the stone golem's skin but also Rin's ..once again the tasty aroma of fried bird fills the air..
Zane smells the air. "I say we go and get some chicken.. Rin is making me hungry..
Zane: Sorry Rin.. A dragon's gotta eat..
Draug: I only have 6 herbs and spices right now we need at least 11
Rin: "I'll gove you something to eat later."
Zane: I think I might have a few with me as well..
What happens next is .. perhaps from Serinda's point of view.. beyond horrible.. the thing lifts Rin up and starts to literally SWING him by his member.. the pain is agonizing as the thing swings Rin like a weapon, beak first, right into Serinda...
Zane: You might not have anything lef....
Rin's pain that is though it isn't pleasant for Serinda either...
Draug: "And we both have plenty o canines to get through the tough parts"
[TURN] Stone Golem
[TURN] Draug
Draug: "Well let get this open now shall we
Zane looks away, while covering himself and gasping in a pain shared by all men..
Draug: "If ya tough it out it will grow longer thnk o Christania Rin"
Draug: "Rin cut it off and heal it later!"
Zane: I don't think it works that way Draug..
Rin: "Never!!!"
Zane: And I don't think he'll let you chew on it..
Serinda moves back and then decides to cast her golden sphere spell on Rin instead, to keep him safe at least, carefully building the golden cage around him.
Draug: "Draug no fancy them boners"
Comments about get that thing away from me Draug doesn't want doggy style from Rin and the eleven herbs and spices comment - again,hilarious !
I totally need to come up with some sort of D&D / Krynn reference to kentucky fried chicken - maybe we'll just say it's a secret recipe for delicious tasting chicken known only to the Osprey clan of the wild elves .. RIN
500 XP - surviving encounter with Fistaldanius's steel pyrohydra
100 XP - fight (??) with stone golem harassing Rin's.. equipment.
100 XP good role playing
100 XP extra for poor Rin being swung around by his.. apparatus.
263 role playing points.
For someone who was half-unconscious from med's you poor guy (I remember you warning me if you went silent that Tuesday night it was because you nodded off due to the meds you were taking for the bug you were fighting) this was some pretty great role playing
.. Serinda gestures ... a small bead of ice hurtles towards the strange metallic hydra-thing and explodes in an icy blast .... the hydra is blanketed with ice for a moment .. then starts to move again ... the strange thing is .. it seems to be moving even FASTER than before .. not only that it looks undamaged (Serinda and Rin can make knowledge arcana rolls as can anyone else who has that skill )
If Rin or Serinda had to guess they would say... this thing has to have some sort of electrical component - metal constructs have that as a feature sometimes... it's been mentioned during their (respective) studies that cold makes electricity course through metallic objects more quickly ...
Campaign saved.
Draug: " Why you make it go faster princess? Now it harder to kill it ! "
Draug complains
Serinda: "It wasn't called a test for nothing."
Draug: " Hmmm... don't know, think we need new magic-person... you not up to snuff."
Draug grins and elbows Udyr in the side as he makes fun of Serinda
Rin looks at the thing for a moment and back to Serinda. "You have a spell that creats electricty?"
Draug: " What electricity ? "
Rin: "Doesn't have to be one of those high powered things you toss around either."
'Blahness98' connected
Serinda: "At least I didn't shoot my own side..." (2 RP Serinda)
Draug: " Tell me about it.. remember when she try to kill blue eyed man with fangs when red dragon man attacking us? She keep throwing around ice even though she can't see, nearly kill Draug ! Draug keep getting caught in crossfire ! "
Draug looks at Udyr and adds
Draug: " Me recommend you keep head down when she start firing things off bro"
Udyr: Oh, then she was quite deserving of that arrow then.
Serinda: "I could toss a lightning bolt down there.. About all i can do that does electricity..."
Rin: "No.... what did Trent call them.... Oh yeah Cantrips?"
Rin: "I wonder...."
Draug: " Yeah me wonder too ! "
Udyr: You going to try your spell or not?!
Rin 's eyes flash as a puddle of grease forms beneath the creature."
Draug: " Hey I know ! Udyr you big strong guy right? We toss princess down and have her fight hydra hand to hand ! Me bet princess win ! "
Serinda: "If it runs on electricity i'd hate to supercharge it. So no"
Rin: "Could over load it. Anyway, any fire that won't tap your more useful magic?"
Serinda: "What about my golden sphere..."
Rin: "Might be too big."
Campaign saved.
The grease pools under the hydra-like metal construct.. which continues to sit there, not moving.. though it's twelve heads definitely appear to be pointed upwards in your direction, looking at you.... waiting expectantly it would seem...
Rin looks back ad Udyr. "Hey tall brutish and hairy. Think you can light that grease puddle on fire?"
Loved how you worked Trent in and RP'ed out the whole use of the technical game term "cantrip" and liked the interaction with Udyr too
.. I'll talk to pirateking about picking up on this stuff and replying so Rin's jokes don't go in vain .. You all watch Rin do a merry jig up and down, from side to side , doing the hot foot as the (metal ) hydra nails one after another spot where Rin's clawed bird-feet were a moment ago - two of the blasts are too fast for Rin to dodge though, singing his feathers...
The sheer heat of the blast leaves Rin looking VERY fried.. you can literally see his skin glowing read.. some of the fuzz-feather pins that were just starting to grow back burst into flame again..
Dungeon Master: On the other hand the delightful aroma of roast bird fills the air - given Draug's strong sense of smell he can feel it the most keenly..
Draug: "Mmmmmm I smellz de Chicken"
Draug: "Is dat 13 herbs and spices too?"
Rin: "Just hurt it or I'll put 13 herbs in places you didn't even know you had."
HILARIOUS fell over laughing at that last comment of Rin's
One after one of the heads sinks fanged metal teeth into Serinda... blood fountains over her beautiful purple and white outfit, sprays over her hair as Zane and Rin watch ... she crumbles to the ground, unconscious, many, many puncture wounds starred across her body from the thing's teeth..
Zane looks at the horror that was Serinda, rushes over and pulls out some of his plants in an attempt to at leaststop the bleeding..
Zane frantically rips away strips of her outfit, binding the wounds, staunching the blood flow, pressing plants into the wounds.. he's staunched the worst of it , keeping her from death's door.. for now...
Zane: Healing Hands Skill Trick [1d6 = 4]
Rin leans down and presses his hand agianst Serinda as a white light bursts from underneath it
Zane: She's going to be pissed when you wake her up birdy. Just don't get cauht takinggetting an eyeful.
Zane removes his cloak and tosses it over Serinda.
Normally I'd rib you for not commenting on Serinda's nudity here, not letting her forget it for the rest of the FG game session et cet but you did mention you were half-asleep from the med's - not sure i could have done half as well as you RP'ing as a player under similar circumstances
.. Zane: Are you two ok? Those bites looked pretty bad..
Serinda wipes some blood from her face and leans against the wall.
Serinda: "Not really..."
Zane: Sorry about your robes.. I figured you staying alive would be the better option given you knack of fixing your clothes..
Serinda leads the way down the stairs, whole holding the wall to steady herself.
Zane follows behind in case the princes falls..
Zane: Don't know if you heard earlier, but, sorry about your robes..
Panting for breath you find yourself on yet another level of skullcap even further below ground... (and see flavor text box that's about to pop up), safely out of reach of the hydra... as long as you move from this area quickly..
Serinda: "Yeah... I heard... However... well... never mind... it would just be nice if I could stop being eaten..."
Zane: That would help..
Rin: "I'd like to have a day when I'm not frozen lit on fire or cooked."
Udyr: You throw yourself at the creatures, and you expect NOT to be eaten?!
Zane: I didn't really throw myself at it.. kinda just fell into that situation..
Draug: ye gotta admit hydra know how to cook
Zane: and thank you Udyr.
Draug: well I dont like this place no more we move on?
Rin: "Shut up and pay attention to the creepy statue... We need to makes sure this thigs won't try and kill us."
Serinda: "Everything in this place seems intent on killing us...."
Serinda: "Wouldn't be surprised if the decorations do too..."
Rin: "Exactly my point."
Zane walks up to the statue and takes a look at it.
Udyr: I never liked this place to begin with...
Draug moves forward and kicks the statue
Zane: Don't want this thing to come alive and attempt to eat the princess..
The statue doesn't appear to respond.. aside from looking ugly as all hell..
Draug: that why i kick it
Zane glances over in the direction of Udyr. "No yell? You feeling ok?"
Zane: Rin.. I think you should back away from that room.. That thing looked like it smiled..
Udyr -> [HEAL] Touch of Healing [12]
Rin feels some of the burning agony from his skin fade away under udyr's touch.. surprising given how gruff the man is (udyr)
Rin: "And you're point is. Face it, a smiel like that might mean manything. Could even bee to throw us off."
Loved the shut up and pay attention to the creepy statue comment and the complaints about being baked, fried, iced et cetera
.. would have liked to see Rin fire off a snappy comment to Udyr when the big guy healed him .. maybe " What you suddenly like me now ? " (throws a wing-arm around Udyr's shoulders) .. but again you mentioned the whole med thing Draug jumps to the statue and jumps to the next set of doors avoiding the floor just in case
Draug: "RIN! toss me them tools eh
Serinda: "Certainly has courage... in a sense..."
Dungeon Master: Make a dexterity check Rin, if you miss the sharper tool goes right through Draug's eye when you toss it - just kidding
Deepfrey (Draug): lol
Zane: Hand me the tools..
Rin tosses the tools to Draug, dicus's style.
Zane: Or not..
Rin -> [ABILITY] Dexterity check [1d20+3 = 5]
Deepfrey (Draug): LMFAO!
Draug: "RIN! toss me them tools eh
Serinda sighs as she glances after Draug
Serinda: "Certainly has courage... in a sense..."
Dungeon Master: Make a dexterity check Rin, if you miss the sharper tool goes right through Draug's eye when you toss it - just kidding
Deepfrey (Draug): lol
Zane: Hand me the tools..
Rin tosses the tools to Draug, dicus's style.
Zane: Or not..
Rin -> [ABILITY] Dexterity check [1d20+3 = 5]
Deepfrey (Draug): LMFAO!
The tools smack Draug painfully in the face - they don't do any serious damage but they sting like hell
Campaign saved.
Draug: "Why no give to Zane Rin you throw like a bird!"
Draug turns to the door and checks for traps on the door
Rin: "I thought you liked birds?"
Draug -> [SKILL] Search [MOD:INT] [1d20+11 = 14]
Serinda: "of course... this could also have been a room for one of his... experiments..."
Draug bends down to open the lock - only to find that the door was unlocked to begin with.. a gentle push sends the door swinging wide open... (as far as Draug can tell no traps on the door)
Deepfrey (Draug): actually can i just take 10?
Serinda: "And that door might contain said experiments..."
After spending a fair amount of time searching the door Draug is pretty certain there are no traps on it
Draug pokes his head through the door and looks around
Rin: "Throwing like a bird would be a compliment of the Osprey wouldn't it?"
Draug: "They don't throw they drop while flying"
Rin chuckles as he heads into the room.
Your usual awesome memory for game details coming into play here,loved the reference to the Osprey clan Draug belongs to and the whole interplay with Draug in general
Inside is something strange looking on the ground.. skulls, a little half-circle shaped bookshelf ... a pentagram with, oddly enough, fires still burning around it in little pots ... even three centuries later after skullcap was rocked by the magical blast that transformed it's face into a skull-like exterior..
Rin: "Indeed they do."
That is, that's the scene DRaug sees beyond the doors from where he's standing... Rin sees it too... something seems.. familiar isn't the right word .. about the scene .. if he investigates it closer he could get a better handle on it, if Rin enters the room
Zane wonders over to the statue and sits down. "Let me know when we are moving on. I'm sitting down for a while.."
Rin walks inot the room looking around.
Rin -> [SKILL] Knowledge (Arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+15 = 34]
Rin -> [SKILL] Knowledge (Bardic) [MOD:INT] [1d20+18 = 19]
Serinda frowns, and decides to follow the others.
Serinda -> [SKILL] Knowledge (Arcana) [MOD:INT] [1d20+22 = 39]
Udyr watches at Zane sits down, and decides to sit down himself.
Zane several bones crack and pop as Zane sits down. "I don't think I am going to be getting up for a while."
Serinda: "I wonder what he was doing here..... But I think it's best not to disturb this... ritual..."
Udyr: Heh, did you lose your balance up there Zane? You were almost across
Serinda and Rin arrive at the same conclusion at the same time - no wonder it seemed familiar to Rin he spent a lot of time studying this very topic in bardic college ! This is a summoning circle that Fistaldanius used to call succubi to him.. indeed now that DRaug thinks about it... there's the faint , but unmistakable , odor of semen and vaginal juices.. mixed with sulphur of all things... odd the smells would still be here after all these years.. indeed all three of you (Serinda, Rin and Draug) appear to be standing on very faint suspiciously white looking patches ... the scent comes strongest from these patches...
Zane: Saw something move in the dust, then I got the hell beat out of me.
Zane: Then I woke up on the floor after you touched me.
Rin: "Oh I know what this is for.... Can I use it? Pleeeeaaasssseee?!?!?"
Udyr: What hit you?
You all stand staring at each other, Rin , Serinda and Draug.. what next ?
Zane: Hell if I know.. didn't see anything over there. Just dust moving..
Serinda: "No one is using this...... Thing... at any point."
Serinda: "We know what it's for... Let's move on..."
Draug: "Well wanna check out that hing over there (half circle doohickey)
Udyr: Was it a wall like we... felt at the bottom?
Half-circle type shelf with all sorts of books - books Rin and Serinda now recognize as specifically dedicated to summon succubi... and spells that allow you to draw on .. intimate relations.. with said succubi, to make the spells stronger.. dark, DARK stuff.. suitable for a black robe..
Rin: "Oh come on.... I might die in here we all might now that I've seen what's going on. I want to atleast get in a lay before the end. Yu can watch and make sure I don't completely screw up. You can join fi you want too aswell."
Zane: Not if a wall can punch the hell out of you.
Dungeon Master: So is Rin going for it or not ?
Draug: "Nah lets go you screw Christania whe nwe get back. We will get back" (
Udyr: So you are saying something you couldn't see, punched you, and is still wandering around?!
Draug: alright well ima head out
Serinda: "Either way, you're not using this."
Serinda: "Now start going"
Draug backtrack back to the second set of doors and attempts to open it
Rin looks at the circle and sighs. "Just ten minutes. You could take a break. I mean we all deserve a quick breather. Besides I might not even beable to use it. My magic and all..... Wouldn't you say it's best to know hwat I can and can't do?"
Serinda: "No"
The lock pops open under Draug's deft finger-claws.. it looks just like the other room you left, dwarf statue, red globes on the ceiling giving dim light.. except there are no scorch marks on the wall in this one...
Serinda: "Now get moving."
Serinda points towards the exit.
Draug: Zane come here help me search for what may esplode on us
Rin sighs. "Fine just give me a minute you can go ahead. I primise on my mothers life and that of Christania I won't use it."
Serinda: "I'll wait, nobody should stay alone in this place."
Rin: "I'll be fine, I just need to take care of something you proabably don't want to see. Besides I can scream pretty loud if I need help."
Deepfrey (Draug): alright
Draug: ooc lol
Serinda: "If it's nothing to be worried about, then there's no reason not to say what it is anyway."
Draug draug takes one step in and searches
Dungeon Master: udyr you there ?
Deepfrey (Draug): yuay draug draug
Zane gets up slowly, as more pops and snaps can be heard.
Zane: Just a second.
Dungeon Master: udyr , Draug is asking if people want to accompany him through the door
Zane walks over and gives the door a quick look over. Looks fine.
Dungeon Master: The door draug is peeking his head through right now that is
Campaign saved.
Rin visably blush's now that he has no feathers. "Well... the smell in the room... it's.... Umm....." He then points to his nethers.
Dungeon Master: No prob udyr
Serinda: "All the more reason to get away from it, right now."
Dungeon Master: So is anyone going in the room Udyr is at ?
Dungeon Master: Bleh, DRAUG is at I mean
Serinda: "If you want... I can make a little colder here...."
Zane looks inside the room carefully.
Zane -> [SKILL] Search [MOD:INT] [1d20+9 = 18]
Zane -> [SKILL] Spot [MOD:WIS] [1d20+12 = 24]
Rin: "Yeah that won't help.... all of it's internal untill I pull it out. Soo... You'd just make my skin cold To Zane it looks much like the other room ... a very large dwarf statue, bigger than a normal human, hands pressed to the ceiling, red gloes in the ceiling dimly lighting up the room - no traps or anything Zane or Draug can see ... the main difference is no scorch marks in this room..
Udyr watches as Zane gets up and walks over to Draug, he groans and gets up slowly, and walks over to the door.
Zane carefully takes a step into the room.
Serinda: "Then you can have some privacy in the next room. Just close both doors, and no one will bother you.... I'll look after this... fiend summoning place..."
With a creak the stone statue of the dwarf seems to come to life.. it removes it's arms from the ceiling as it looks at you...
Rin just decides to start to whip it out in front of Serinda, that ought to make her get he reckons. [TURN] Serinda
[TURN] Zane
Draug: "See I tell you all rock people come to life"
Campaign saved.
Serinda turns around to look away, but keeps her ears open for any, 'summonings' going on.
Zane: SERINDA!! WE MAY NEED YOUR HELP!!
Serinda hears Zane yelling QUITE loudly for help from where she's standing.. so does Rin ...
Zane backs up several steps before pulling his bow and firing off an arrow.
The arrow sails true - and crumples as it hits the thing's stone skin.. not even a scratch...
[TURN] Serinda
Zane: That's not good..
Udyr: What the hell was that?!
Zane: That would be a broken arrow..
Zane: and the thing it hit was a friggin statue..
Serinda: "Sounds like they need our help, think you can keep it in to keep them from dying first?" Udyr has a suprised look on his face as he looks around the corner
Udyr: Oh!
Udyr holds out his palm as a bolt of lightning shoots forth from it at the Golem.
The portion of the stone hide where it hits blackens .. a few bits of stone fall from it's shoulder...
[TURN] Rin
Rin starts to run past Serinda his friend still hanging out. "Takes to long to put it back in I mean it's huge just look. And I don't want to stuff it in too quickly even when taking my time I might place it in the wrong hole."
Draug: Get that thing away from me
Draug: draug no want doggy style from Rin
The stone golem slowly turns it's head towards all of you... it's gaze seems to settle on Rin as it slowly starts foward towards him...
Zane: I think it likes your 'friend' there Rin..
Rin points to his junk. "It won't bite.... hard... I promise. Besides Zane it bit you once already."
Draug: "Oh great Golem I have freed you from your slumber come aide us!"
Rin's worst fears abruptly come true.. his life seems to flash before his eyes as the thing steps foward and grabs Rin's.. now highly visible, now LARGE, extended... apparatus...
[TURN] Draug
Draug runs for the next set of doors since the golum is procupied with rin
Zane: Uh.. really? Try not to enjoy that Rin..
Rin: "I'll try it depends on what it does."
Draug finds that the doors are locked (will have to wait till next round to try and open them )
Zane deftly moves his way around the golem and once set, fires another arrow.
This time the arrow actually manages to chip off a fragment of stone.. unfortunately it's a small fragment.. it could take forever to destroy it at this rate...
[TURN] Serinda
Zane: Well.. this is going to take a while..
Serinda heads after the others rapidly, and comes to a dead halt as there's a huge stone creature attacking the others.
Serinda: "oh crud.."
Zane: Nice of you to join us princess..
Serinda decides that using large area spells may hurt her allies more then the stone thing, so she uses a simple magic misille, and tosses 5 darts of raw magical energy towards it.
Serinda notes that Rin appears to be suffering from what could be considered a form of poetic justice.. the large stone statue appears to have grabbed Rin by.. well, by his little Rn ...
For the first time ever the spell has no effect ! . The arrows plunge harmlessly into the stone golems hide .. but don't appear to even faze it...
udyr watches as the bolt of lighting erupting from his palm blackens not only the stone golem's skin but also Rin's ..once again the tasty aroma of fried bird fills the air..
Zane smells the air. "I say we go and get some chicken.. Rin is making me hungry..
Zane: Sorry Rin.. A dragon's gotta eat..
Draug: I only have 6 herbs and spices right now we need at least 11
Rin: "I'll gove you something to eat later."
Zane: I think I might have a few with me as well..
What happens next is .. perhaps from Serinda's point of view.. beyond horrible.. the thing lifts Rin up and starts to literally SWING him by his member.. the pain is agonizing as the thing swings Rin like a weapon, beak first, right into Serinda...
Zane: You might not have anything lef....
Rin's pain that is though it isn't pleasant for Serinda either...
Draug: "And we both have plenty o canines to get through the tough parts"
[TURN] Stone Golem
[TURN] Draug
Draug: "Well let get this open now shall we
Zane looks away, while covering himself and gasping in a pain shared by all men..
Draug: "If ya tough it out it will grow longer thnk o Christania Rin"
Draug: "Rin cut it off and heal it later!"
Zane: I don't think it works that way Draug..
Rin: "Never!!!"
Zane: And I don't think he'll let you chew on it..
Serinda moves back and then decides to cast her golden sphere spell on Rin instead, to keep him safe at least, carefully building the golden cage around him.
Draug: "Draug no fancy them boners"
The elven woman gestures - and the nightmarish pain eases in Rin's equipment as a shimmering golden sphere.. a more lovely sight he's never seen - comes into view seperating him from the golem as Rin is encased in Serinda's magical protection...
[TURN] Udyr
Zane: Now put the damn thing away!
Zane: Otherwise it might get torn off..
Lots to love here - interplay with Serinda, very funny watching the two of them go back and forth.. Rin " please ? " Serinda " No " Rin " Please " Serinda " No " Rin " Pretty please ? " Serinda " NO "
.. loved the whole leaving the "equipment" thing out of his pants too - forgive me for the stone golem grabbing a hold the comedic opportunity was just too great to pass up at that point .. and Rin shouting " NEVER " when Draug hollered to him " cut it off ! " when the stone golem had it - laugh out loud hilarious