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Post by Andre on Sept 20, 2011 11:31:59 GMT -5
(This takes place on the following day after the events described in :
whatifdragonlancedm.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=sessionrecaps&action=display&thread=913
after the PC's have had a chance to rest and recover for the night..
Christania is Rin's fiancee - see
whatifdragonlancedm.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=importantnpcs
Laurana is Zane's fiancee - see
whatifdragonlancedm.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=importantnpcs&action=display&thread=562 )
and Moons Shadow is sleeping with Udyr .. see
http://whatifdragonlancedm.proboards.com....play&thread=156 Zane crossed Laurana's slender arms behind her back.. and clicked the handcuffs firmly into place around her wrists.. Laurana looked over her shoulder with large green eyes at Zane.. " I trust you beloved... " " Now try again " arms crossed on her chest , Christania watched intently as Zane fumbled with the tiny metal tools he'd borrowed from her , inserting them into the tiny keyhole in the handcuffs. " That's good Zane... deeper... now pull it back a bit more " instructed Christania... two refugees walking by stopped and stared at the sight... the lovely Laurana standing, handcuffed, Zane behind her working on the locks while Christania, herself a beauty , stood by instructing the ranger... catching the refugees looks , Christania looked to Rin, grinned in a way that the bird-man knew all too well and repeated her instructions loud enough for the refugees to hear " That's it Zane.. you're almost there... DEEPER Zane deeper ! Now pull it out a bit.. now , SHOVE it back in ! " The refugees looked at each other murmuring at the spectacle..one looked over his shoulder and waved his arm to the other refugees in a "come here" gesture... Laurana, still firmly imprisoned in her cuffs, shot a glare of pure venom at Christania... " You BITCH ! " the elven princess hissed. Christania's face was the picture of innocence... " Why do you have to go calling me a bitch ? I'm just trying to help ! Zane was the one who said he wanted to learn how to pick locks so I'm teaching him just the same way I taught Draug... only problem is I don't see a lot of locks around here, do you ? " Christania's wide sweep of her arm took in the mountainous terrain surrounding them. " So we have to make do with what we've got - and YOU were the ones saying we needed Zane to learn "on the go" so we wouldn't be wasting any time .. good thing I had the handcuffs... never leave home without them.. or without any silk rope for that matter. Silk rope is good. Isn't that right lover?" Christania directed the last sentence at Rin as she winked at him. A small crowd of refugees had gathered by this point, all staring and pointing and murmuring at Laurana and Zane at this point. Laurana's face turned beet red in embarrassment - looking behind Zane she murmured frantically " Get me OUT of these Zane! " Moons Shadow was among the small group of staring refugees... disbelief and puzzlement written across her face she looked up at Udyr standing next to her... " The bird man's woman.. is she talking about the things a man and woman do together or the metal things around the elf woman's wrists? Why is the elf woman wearing those things in the first place? Is this how the city folk do things in their tents late at night when they make children? What does this rope-of-silk have to do with it? I do not understand bear priest ...."
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Post by Andre on Sept 20, 2011 11:32:44 GMT -5
(the only reason I don't have Serinda in here is that I'm not sure how much time she's going to spend with her dad in Northern Ergoth before coming back to the refugees , otherwise she'd definitely be one of the onlookers )
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 20, 2011 12:26:45 GMT -5
Rin chuckles as he looks around at the crowd.
"I prefer the rope personally. Though this crowd is a good thing. If he can pick those locks with all these people staring and gossiping he could pick them with an arrow in his arse or a whilst dodging sword blows. So calm down Laurana, besides I can put rumors to rest. I am me after all."
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Post by blahness98 on Sept 20, 2011 20:54:50 GMT -5
'There has got to be a better way to do this,' Zane thought to himself as he snapped the cuffs closed. "I will get you out of these as soon as I can, love." With those words Zane knelt down and inserted the borrowed tools. 'I don't even want to know why she has handcuffs with her..'
That thought trailed off as Zane began to work the locks. It all looked so easy when he watch Draug open the locks, but when doing it himself, nothing seemed to go right. Zane listened to the directions Christina was giving him, and he did notice the raise in her voice, but he just wanted to get the damn cuffs off of Laurana. The gathering crowd did not help matters much.
"I'm working on it love. You have to stop squirming so much." A little annoyance can be heard in Zane's voice. "I almost had that one unlocked before you moved." A smile pops to his face, "Then again, I really don't mind the view." With that comment, Zane gives Laurana's butt a littlw pinch before getting back to the lock.
"Almost got it.."
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Post by pirateking on Sept 20, 2011 22:44:23 GMT -5
Udyr shakes his head and mutters to himself. "I don't know why any self respecting priest of Habbakuk would what to learn such a thing..."
He then looks down to Moons-shadow, "She is speaking of the metal shackles, but she is like the man-bird, can think of nothing other than having intercourse with anything and everything that moves..."
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 20, 2011 22:54:11 GMT -5
Rin looks over to Moons Shadow and smiles.
"I see you know grumpy, too bad I was hoping you two wouldn't meet. It's unfortunate to have one such as yourself know a brute such as he. I think Nine would be afraid for you at the very least he'd be standing next to you."
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Post by Andre on Sept 21, 2011 10:31:56 GMT -5
Moons Shadow rolls her eyes and explains to Udyr " Nine was an elf.. he called himself " wild elf", " Kagonesti" .. who kept the bird-spirit company during his travels...I met him after I first met you.. Nine and I shared the same tent for a while .. then he vanished " Moons Shadow gives Rin a curious look as if to ask " Whatever happened to him anyways?" (Rin sending you a PM as a reminder of what happened to him, I think you're the only PC who was around when he vanished ) " The bird spirit " Moons Shadow continues , giving Rin an irritated glare " Is jealous because I will not lie with him.. I have already explained to him that I do not share my fur-skins with children who have not yet grown into adulthood .. only men " Moons Shadow smiles up at Udyr and gives his hand a friendly squeeze as she says " men " .. " The bird spirit is coming along nicely .. but he is not a man yet. He still makes jokes about everything and takes nothing seriously . " Moons Shadow then gives Laurana another confused look " So she is in heat all the time like the bird spirit ? I do not understand .. Nine was not like that.. is she a different kind of elf ? " Laurana overhears Udyr's comment and turns furious green eyes on him.. " LOOK asshole I don't know WHO the hell you think you are but YES I have sex with my fiancee ! I get LAID, I do the dirty deed, I slide down his pole - and I'm not ashamed of it either ! I LOVE him and one day I'm going to marry him and have his children ! So you can take your condescending attitude and shove it up your hairy ass you huge overgrown sack of shi --- " " Careful " Moons Shadow's face abruptly clouds with anger as she regards Laurana " This is the bear priest of Habbakuk - you will show him respect." " Oh so he gets to make comments about me but I can't return the favor? " Laurana replies furiously. " And don't think he's safe because he's six feet tall either , I can still reach him where it counts- in his bear-balls ! " " You speak of his man-seeds yes? You would have to go through me first " Moons Shadow looks unusually protective as she takes up a stance in front of Udyr , her face clearly showing her anger. " No wonder your man keeps you shackled." Laurana's mouth falls open in an O for a moment .. " ' ' No wonder my man keeps me - oh THAT'S it, it's ON ! BRING IT ! " Being handcuffed is not doing wonders for her mood .. looking over her shoulder at Zane she snarls " Glad you're enjoying the view now get me OUT of here ! " The onlooks look back and forth between the two women as they volley increasingly angry commentary back and forth at each other then turn curious gazes on Zane to see how well he'll perform. Rin, having known Christania for a while, abruptly realizes what the tiny , barely perceptible minute shakes of her body and her twitching lips means - she's barely restraining herself from laughing out loud at the entire spectacle . (Zane you can basically pop the handcuffs at any point in the forum RP thread now I'll let you decide when )
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Post by pirateking on Sept 21, 2011 10:32:57 GMT -5
"Shut your beak bird!" roars out at Rin pointing his large finger at him, "Don't think for a second I won't knock you on your ass again!"
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Post by Andre on Sept 21, 2011 10:39:21 GMT -5
There's murmurs among the onlookers as they look back and forth between Rin and Udyr.. on the one hand Rin is VERY popular among the refugees due to his singing , his tendency to help those in need of magical healing and his charisma in general... on the other hand when Rin and the others were gone gaining information from the hill dwarves about how to find the mountain dwarf home of Thorbardin * , Udyr showed up out of nowhere and used the blessings of Habbakuk to magically heal a long line of refugees suffering from frostbite and other winter-induced maladies .. both men enjoy a good reputation among the refugees. " Can't we all just be friends ? " a voice calls out from the back of the rapidly growing crowd of refugees that have come to watch the spectacle. A few other refugees stare at the man who spoke who seems to shrink into himself as he mutters " Well they SHOULD get along, they're all heroes right ? " ( * as a memory refresher this would be the same set of hill dwarves whose leader got his beard rubbed in poo by Draug the werewolf - though from what I recall Draug continues to maintain it was an accident )
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Post by pirateking on Sept 21, 2011 10:51:29 GMT -5
so im a bit confused by laurana is mad, i could have sworn christania was the one making sexual innuendos, and thats who moons-shadow was asking about and who udyr commented about...
(Moons Shadow was among the small group of staring refugees... disbelief and puzzlement written across her face she looked up at Udyr standing next to her... " The bird man's woman.. is she talking about the things a man and woman do together or the metal things around the elf woman's wrists? Why is the elf woman wearing those things in the first place? Is this how the city folk do things in their tents late at night when they make children? What does this rope-of-silk have to do with it? I do not understand bear priest ....")
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 21, 2011 12:24:26 GMT -5
"Nine he fell down a really deep hole. I personally think he survived, granted I'm also the only one left who knows what happened."
Rin then looks around at the crowd and chuckles. Walking towards them he makes a shooing motion.
"Go on clear out, Just a man learning how to pick locks. Nothing to see or listen to. I'll tell some jokes later if you like but only if you all clear out."
Rin waits for the crowd to disperse then looks to Moons Shadow.
"As for me being a child I don't think anything could be farther from the truth. I'm not talking about age either. I may be closing on eighteen the four years after I reached adulthood, but that doesn't matter. The jokes you say that make me a kid are what keep me from just breaking down during all of this. How good for the morale of everyone do you think it would be if I just gave up? Stopped doing everything I do and just started to cry and mope around? I doubt you know what I've been through so don't call me a kid just because I make jokes. How do you cope with all this? Bedding the brute there? That could also be seen as not taking things seriously. Besides you we're Nine's lay when I asked I was simply trying to get a rise out of him, I doubt that you would compare to Christania here or even be able to stand what I am."
Rin looks back over to Zane and kneels beside him giving him a hand with the lock.
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Post by blahness98 on Sept 22, 2011 9:06:16 GMT -5
Before Rin can finish kneeling beside him, Zane pops the handcuffs open. He then quickly grabs Laurana before she does something that she might regret later. "Maybe next time we will do this in a more secluded area. I think I got the basic understanding down, but I think I can just practice on the cuffs when they are empty."
Zane then takes Laurana and whispers in her ear, "You are better than this.. Take your aggression out on me.."
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Post by Andre on Sept 22, 2011 11:36:21 GMT -5
so im a bit confused by laurana is mad, i could have sworn christania was the one making sexual innuendos, and thats who moons-shadow was asking about and who udyr commented about...(Moons Shadow was among the small group of staring refugees... disbelief and puzzlement written across her face she looked up at Udyr standing next to her... " The bird man's woman.. is she talking about the things a man and woman do together or the metal things around the elf woman's wrists? Why is the elf woman wearing those things in the first place? Is this how the city folk do things in their tents late at night when they make children? What does this rope-of-silk have to do with it? I do not understand bear priest ....") here's what happened
- Zane snaps handcuffs around laurana the elf princess's wrists
- Christania, who is a different woman than Laurana (Laurana is Zane's fiancee, Christania is Rin's fiancee ) is standing next to Zane and Laurana, teaching Zane how to pick locks.. she is accomplishing this by having Zane put handcuffs on Laurana then having Zane trying to pick the locks open. in game terms Christania is a rogue
- Christania notices the crowd of onlookers and gleefully starts making sexual innuendo type jokes REALLY loud so the entire crowd of onlookers can hear.
- Moons Shadow notices and asks why Laurana has the handcuffs on .. Moons Shadow is basically asking if Laurana is "in heat all the time like the bird spirit" because, from Moons Shadow's point of view and based on what Moons Shadow has heard about "those city folk", apparently the city folk do strange things like that - hold each other prisoner - in the bedroom (S&M basically ) , something that the barbarian tribes that Moons Shadow belongs to would never practice much less even think of. From Moons Shadow's point of view if Laurana is resorting to behavior like this (Moons Shadow has completely misinterpreted the situation and thinks Laurana is doing this to be "kinky" ) , obviously Laurana must be someone who is preoccupied with physical relations - or as Moons shadow puts it " in heat all the time"... Moons Shadow already sees Christania as being someone who's " in heat all the time" given Christania's bawdy behavior so now Moons Shadow is wondering if Laurana's like that too.
- Laurana, who catches what Moons Shadow is implying, gets PISSED ... Laurana is also not happy about Udyr's comment - apparently Laurana has misinterpreted and thinks that Udyr was referring to LAURANA, not Christania - the use of the word "she" instead of the name of the person in question in Udyr's comment could be seen as somewhat confusing - don't feel bad about it though gives all sorts of great RP'nig opportunities !
- Laurana insults Udyr.. Moons Shadow gets mad that Moons Shadow's " man" is being " dissed" by Laurana and starts getting hostile with Laurana, Laurana gets hostile right back towards Moons Shadow and the situation deteroriates from there
Make sense ? If not let me know )
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Post by Andre on Sept 22, 2011 12:08:47 GMT -5
The crowd continues to murmur to each other as they depart.. " Peace bird spirit peace " Moons Shadow lifts her hands in surrender . " You take what I say too much to heart .." The amused smile she was sporting earlier drops off Christania's face as she turns an irritated look on Moons Shadow " I don't like people getting my man upset - keep it up and I'll have to kick your ass.. nothing personal you understand." " No I understand - and I'm sure you'll understand when I drive my fist into your stomach then pull all your hair out as you lay gasping on the ground " Moons Shadow responds in the same casual voice. " Is that so ? " Christania keeps her voice level but Rin's seen that look on her before... usually before Christania drives her fist into someone's face. " That's ENOUGH! " shouts Laurana. She pauses then strokes Zane gently under the chin with a finger " You're right .. as usual.. " Then she turns a reluctant gaze on Moons Shadow. " I'm sorry that I threatened to kick your man's ass .. I think you'd agree that we're all under a lot of stress not knowing if thousands of draconian and goblin and what-not soldiers are going to come boiling out of the mountains for us.. they've been slowed down " Laurana nods her thanks to Rin , no doubt referring to the avalanche Rin and Serinda triggered on the road the dragonarmies were pursuing the human refugees on " But it's not going to keep them there forever" ( I think Rin and Serinda told the other PC's about the triggered avalanche - going to take the liberty of assuming Zane told Laurana about it during "pillow talk " ) ) " That's bound to make anyone.. tense." Moons Shadow nods her acceptance of the apology to Laurana but still tenses as she looks at Christania.. Christania gives Moons Shadow a long look that seems to stretch on forever.. then finally shrugs " Ah well maybe elf princess has a point.. I think it would help defuse the situation if we all got laid.. group orgy? What do you say ?" If Rin ever needed confirmation that he's marrying the right woman - this might very well be it. Though somehow it doesn't seem likely that the others will go along with Christania's suggestion - still the fact that she suggested it in the first place speaks volumes about the woman Rin has chosen to spend the rest of his life with.
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 22, 2011 13:11:46 GMT -5
Rin chuckles and wraps his arm around Christania.
"What a great Idea.... when do we begin?"
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