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Post by pirateking on Sept 22, 2011 16:37:30 GMT -5
Udyr bellows out a roar of a laugh, seemingly amused by the entire situation, he then looks to Laurana, "I have too much respect for Zane to have made such a comment about you, Laurana, but the man-birds woman, hell the man-bird himself!" turning his gaze to Christania refusing to call either her or Rin by their names, " I have no such respect for... their lasts words prove what I said, they are willing to sleep with anything that walks by."
Udyrs then looks down at Moons-Shadow with a smile, her threatening both Christania and Laurana has put him a good mood, though he'd still would have loved to see her knock them both out.
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 22, 2011 17:13:06 GMT -5
"See that's where you are wrong grumpy. I was going to suggest that you be left out as I have no desire to sleep with."
Rin lifts up and hand and starts to count on his claws moving over some claws multiple times.
"For one you are way to violent and displeased in general. Two, I've seen better bodies on gully dwarves which scares the hell out of me. Three, I wouldn't want you changing into a bear in the middle of it all, you may enjoy it but I wouldn't. Four, I don't want you touching Christania or Laurana, I know I don't have a right to be protective over Laurana but I am. Five, I don't want you to know more than you already do about my tender bits. Six, I don't like you in the least. And seven you punched me."
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Post by pirateking on Sept 22, 2011 19:21:08 GMT -5
"I wouldn't touch you, or your woman! Only the Gods know what all diseases you two carry! I would hope Zane and Laurana would have enough self respect to refuse your offer!"
Udyr shudders, "And beleive me, I've had enough of you swinging your "tender bits" around, what that creature did to you should teach you a lesson, but I doubt it will sink into that childish bird brain of yours!"
Udyr looks back to Moons-Shadow, "We should probably leave before they get on with what they suggest."
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Post by Andre on Sept 23, 2011 9:51:50 GMT -5
" Oh " says Laurana in a small voice clearly embarassed that she misunderstood Udyr.. " Um.. sorry about that Udyr" she says sincerely .. " I just thought.. never mind. And NO , no orgy for any of us thanks ! " Laurana aims an irritated glare at Christania who merely chuckles in response then gives Rin a concerned look " Hey babe, babe take it easy ! You're tense , you need a good lay ... " Christania then glowers at Moons Shadow and Udyr " I don't know what you're doing to make him this upset he's normally really easygoing - but you better knock it off " " I am sorry for calling the bird-spirit a child " Moons Shadow says loudly then adds quietly under her breath " Even though he is one " Christania however has rather sharp hearing ( also assume any PC who wanted to heard what Moons Shadow said as well ) ... " HEY ! I TOLD you to knock it off ! " Christania says warningly to Moons Shadow. " My bear priest says Rin was swinging his "tender bits" around ... I'm sure I know exactly what Udyr means by "tender bits" ... you're telling me that isn't the act of a child? " retorts Moons Shadow. " Hey it isn't our fault you're a stuck up prude " Christania snaps back at her ... Laurana begins to massage her temples in an oddly familiar gesture - you've all seen Zane do it many a time when Zane is complaining about a headache. ( as a side note Zane's player blahness98 is off on vacation for a bit so it'll be a while before he can post on the forums ) Christania then blinks " Wait a minute.. what did you say ? " Christania's face begins to darken as she looks at Rin " He PUNCHED you ? " she turns back towards Udyr looking rather unfriendly. " I'm sure the bird spirit had it coming .. it can grow irritating travelling with a child " replies Moons Shadow. " Can't we all just get along like the one refugee said ? " mutters Laurana still rubbing her temples. Moons Shadow glares back at Christania for a while before turning to Udyr " The elf princess is right though - we'd best not fight among ourselves or we will not be able to stand against the dragonarmies.. let us go as you said earlier my bear." Nose held high up in the air Moons Shadow takes Udyr's hand , beginning to walk away with him. ( now if I know Rin he's going to want to grease the floor underneath them or have Tani try to dive bomb them with bird droppings or what not which is fine - but I will require an initiative roll first as per our usual method, results posted from invisible castle dice roller website here on the forum , bbc and link codes that is invisiblecastle.com/roller/ )
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 23, 2011 11:18:30 GMT -5
Rin crosses his arms as Moons Shadow starts to walk away and speaks making sure she hears him.
"I did not deserve the punch. I was possessed by a dwarves spirit at the time. Zane suggested he punch me and he eagerly did. I did nothing."
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Post by Andre on Sept 23, 2011 11:51:57 GMT -5
Moons Shadow looks over her shoulder at Rin and arches an eyebrow " Then that will teach you not to wave your "bits" in my bear's face " " Oh I am SO going to kick her ass " Christania whispers into Rin's ear hole .. then grins... " No... I'm going to find something ENTIRELY different to do to her..something... embarrassing." ( this time Christania is trying to be quiet - anyone aside from Rin who wants to try and hear her can make listen checks if they so desire )
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 23, 2011 16:19:03 GMT -5
"I didn't wave my bits in his face I was in another room and heard something going on so I ran before putting my bits back. It takes a little bit to put them back just ask Christania."
Rin looks to Christania and chuckles before whispering back to her.
"Just make sure you do it someplace I'm hidden. I want to watch."
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Post by blahness98 on Sept 24, 2011 8:18:20 GMT -5
Zane looks at the group and holds his head as well. "I jokingly said to punch you Rin. I didn't think he'd deliver that sort of a haymaker to you." Zane glances at Laurana and quietly asks, "Want to head off, I need a little more practice with picking locks and I need more practice while being distracted." Zane winks as he finishes his question. Looking over at Rin and Christina, he catches Christina's lips move and makes a small effort to listen before leaving. 1d20+10=25
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Post by Andre on Sept 24, 2011 10:32:01 GMT -5
( Zane hears exactly what Christania said ) " Oh GODS yes .. let's put these handcuffs to good use.. " Laurana smiles a promise up at him with her large green eyes and adds " I'm no prude Zane - elves live for hundreds of years we're open to experimentation .. WE JUST DON'T LIKE IT BEING A PUBLIC SPECTACLE " she adds loudly enough for Christania to hear who merely gives Laurana a wicked smile.. " Besides I'm sure you could do something to make my headache go away " Laurana smiles up at Zane again. ( up to Zane if he walks off with Laurana or waits for anything Rin or Udyr might say in reply )
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 24, 2011 11:21:18 GMT -5
"I'm not mad at you Zane. You didn't actually punch me."
Rin crosses his arms as he looks at Udry.
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Post by pirateking on Sept 24, 2011 17:08:11 GMT -5
Udyr is walking off with moons-shadow, he's done with his conversation with rin and christania (he's up to 3 people he cant stand, rin, serinda, and christania)
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Post by Andre on Sept 25, 2011 13:23:07 GMT -5
( that does indeed suit the whole grumpy bear thing Udyr's got going on, good RP'ing .. ok so the question is does Zane have anything more to say to Rin? )
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Post by blahness98 on Sept 25, 2011 15:42:48 GMT -5
"I'm going to borrow these for a little while to keep practicing, if that is ok?" Zane waits half a beat then takes his leave with Laurana. "I'll make sure they get back to you."
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Post by darkalloy on Sept 25, 2011 15:54:08 GMT -5
"Don't clean them off. Unless you do something really dirty."
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Post by Andre on Sept 26, 2011 12:04:47 GMT -5
( award XP and RP or does Rin have anything more to say? I'm guessing not but just wanted to double check to be sure )
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